Valentine Special: Stop, Relax, Entertain and Laugh

Valentine Special: Stop, Relax, Entertain and Laugh

Valentine’s Day is coming around the corner and what’s a better way to spend this joyous moment than some much needed relief and entertainment. They’ll definitely make your day fun, enjoyable and exciting!

Getting bored? Why not tune in love songs broadcasting by 24-hour-Triond’s radio at Inspiring and awesome love songs for Valentine’s Day. While listening to these songs, you could fold a paper rose and make a Valentine Card at the tutorial classes at how to make a paper rose and Make your own beautiful valentine card. Now, let’s follow my cartoons and have laugh! Enjoy!

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Woman: Honey, am I looking pretty today?

Gentleman: No,….your…your…

Woman: Your what???

Gentleman: Your lipstick color is ugly…and sorry, your look really made me pucker up…!

Woman:….????….

Chan: Wow, her face can crack a mirror!

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Chan: Oops, gentleman, you’re at a wrong target..!Too bad you made a wrong call!

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Girl: Hmmm..Who sent me these roses??? So fragrance! Aha, I’ll take time to smell these roses!

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Man: Will you marry me?

Girl: I’m flat broke, literally. Will you love me?

Man: Oh, I’ve just got the ax. Will you still marry me?

Girl: Oh no, you’re driving me mad!

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Man: My dream has finally come true. I’ve you back again. I feel like I’m floating above the clouds…

Lady: Your words leave me cold…

Closing his eyes, he said, “I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U!”

Lady: Hold it down! Don’t get yourself in a jam when you promised to take two girls for a dance on the same night.

Man:  ….???….(feeling embarrassing).

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Lady: What’s the matter, honey? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost.

Man: Oh no, your skirt is too short…and your high heel shoes are too high…How could you date with me?

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Lady: Hi Joe, sorry. To you, I’ve completely run out of hope…Now, I like being different…

Frustrating man: Aren’t you fabricating a story to me too? You’ve dumped me for the wealthy crowd…I’m gonna to go to pieces…

Lady: You fool! Go away, I don’t want to see your sour face anymore..

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This woman is a born shopper. One day, while passing a jewelry shop, she pleaded her husband to buy her a diamond ring.

Wife: Darling, Valentine’s Day is around the corner. If you love me, buy me this…(she looked at the diamond ring).

Husband: What?! $900000….Since economy is slow down, I simply can’t afford it. I get you the $90 one..

Wife: ….???

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Man: What do you fancy doing now?

Lady: I wonder if we could have a buffet for Valentine’s Day?

Man: You mean, in the plane?

Lady: No, in the space…Isn’t it nice to have a beer and shoot the breeze with the alien?

Man:….????…..

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Man: Happy Valentine Day, Darling!

Lady: Yuck! Oh, gosh, ….!

Man: What’s the matter?

Lady: There’s a gigantic spider on the ceiling…

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Lady: Hi, Jack, meet my new boy friend, James Bond 009…(introducing the robot to Jack)…

Jack: Wow, he’s a new outlook for this Valentine’s Day! …sounds special…not bad, a new trend to celebrate Valentine’s Day…(saying in amazement).

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Man: My wife is like an ancient cruel emperor. She commands me to do this and that. If I betray her command, she will TORTURE me in a dark room. She’s such a hateful and disgusting person. She always says to me, “love me, love my shortcomings!”

Thinking of this, his wife yelled, “Go and get me a drink…you can’t be slow, you understand?”

Man: Ssh…tell you one secret thing..My wife is actually a lot tougher than she looks, right?

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Man: I want to follow you, pretty girl.

Girl: No, you can’t…

Man: Why not?

Girl: Because I’m goin’ to the ladies’ room…

Man:……????….

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Man: Hi, honey! You’re like a brilliant star in the night star, a considerate sun, and you’re as beautiful as Prince Diana…

Lady: Great! That’s music to my ears…

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Little kid: Oh, my goodness! Mom and dad are at IRAQ WAR again!!! Pity mom, dad seems to break her head…Hmmm, when they’re at the WAR, I’ve to stuff my fingers into my ears. Such terrible lol…

Oh no, one sudden punch stopped at my right cheek! I can’t remember what happen next, but the punch left me many stars..You see, they’re quarreling, but I took the rap for it. Indeed, they really chew me out…

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Gentleman: Can’t you hear me?

Woman: Can’t you see? I only have one ear…

Gentleman: ….???….

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Lady: Why did you pull me in such a way? You had the whole street and you picked me?!

Man: ‘coz I love you…and you’re dressed to kill me…

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Wife: Say to me, whose lipstick is this? You can’t pall the wool over my eyes…That rebellious girl again?!

Husband: ………

Wife: Alright, you don’t want to confess…I’m now giving you hell…

Chan: Oh, poor guy! You’re indeed a goner…

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Gentleman: Oh, my baby! I miss you so much. Because of you, I’ve been heartbroken for quite a long time and my weight has dropped 2kg in a week . It’s pity that you’ve a baby of another man. Waiting your return to me can be a red grind! Worst still, I don’t have prayer of winning your heart back…

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Husband: Oh, my wife is as heavy as a rock. It’s been a good weight loss program by carrying her to go here and there. But, I think if she’s still keep eating like a pig, she won’t fit into bathing suit this Valentine’s Day…

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Man: Honey, Happy Valentine Day!

Lady: You give me a flower of FECES? You’re such a stink person!!!

Man:…..???

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Lady: See, my boy is COOL! He can play as good as David Beckham. But, he always clams up in front of a crowd.

I hope you have entertained with my hand drawn cartoons. Besides these cartoons, you can also watch my e-script at A secret banquet’s Invitation from an animal planet and laugh as hard as you could at Laugh from your belly and the world’s funniest events

Having problem to deliver SMS this Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry. I’ve a cure for you at Matrix codes in SMS.

I’m sorry that I’ve nothing to give you this Valentine’s Day. And these are all that I could afford to give you. I hope you like these gifts. They’re not expensive but they carry my care and love to you. Let’s live together here and shower me with your love!

Dear Triond, friends, fans, patients and family members,

Thank you for putting up with my many emotional moments – and for cheering me up when I’m down! Thanks for filing my soul with endless love and support. Please have my warmest regards. Happy Valentine Day!

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42 Comments

Anne McNew, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Nice drawings chan
nice post too
I like the read

CutestPrincess, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

i enjoyed reading your stuff, and hey, you can draw very wall… you’re really talented!

Judy Sheldon, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Chan, you are so entertaining. I got a good laugh here. Thanks for sharing.

Happy valentine’s day dear friend. Take care & G♥d bless!

Siti Zaida Mikaila aka SZM, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Don’t be arty!

Eunice Tan, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Ha..ha…
Funny posting and I just recognize another talent of yours: drawing.
Happy Valentine, Everybody

lh, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

very entertaining

papaleng, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Nice article Chan, you have nice drawings as well.

Yovita Siswati, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Very entertaining. You are a good cartoonist!

Monica Sappleton, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Oh! so you are an artist too. A very nice and enjoyable piece.
Monica

trishia, posted this comment on Feb 12th, 2009

Quite an enjoyable and entertaining article. Thanks for the referral on making your own valentine cards etc.

Liane Schmidt, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

You’ve definitely got limitless talent – nice work!

Blessings.

Sincerely,

-Liane Schmidt.

PR Mace, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Great fun post. Your drawings are wonderful. You have a lot of talent. Thank you for my gift, my friend.

Debra., posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Chan, that was so enjoyable! This should have been a book! Totally loved it!

Mr Ghaz, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Excellent! Really enjoyed reading your article and very nice drawing…5***** to you. Well done! future gurus!

The Good Vibes Girl, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Great article and fabulous art work :-)
Oh and Happy Valentines Day x

Dr Shalini Kapoor Kad, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

I enjoyed reading it

Louie Jerome, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Great article and amazing pictures.

Unofre Pili, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

A witty work. Nice art too.

valli, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Entertaining read and nice drawings.

JK Kristie, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Now that was entertaining and I was mesmerized by your drawings. Really great work!

nobert soloria bermosa, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

this is really good,great drawings as well

lindalulu, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Oh Chan, you did it again! Wonderful article about the Love Holiday and wonderful artwork. Happy Valentines day my friend!! oxoxoxo…

The Good Vibes Guy, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

A very entertaining article and very perceptive. I enjoyed the layers of humour. The illustrations are just perfect and add an extra depth. Thank you for sharing. Happy Valentine’s
Phil

Lisa Clayton Williams, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

Very creative Chan! LOVED the drawings…hilarious!!

Ruby Hawk, posted this comment on Feb 13th, 2009

I love your drawings and your article. So we have a cartoon artist. That is so neat.

M A Bhanpurwala, posted this comment on Feb 15th, 2009

First of all i apolozied you, that a am not able to comments your articles,but i really tell you that l clicked your articles on’Liked it ” button every time.because i am from arabian culture and my english grammer is very poor , i am trying to improve it.
I think your articles are fabulous.thanks once again

Kalaiselvan, posted this comment on Feb 16th, 2009

Thanks for your advice Chan… Coming to this article the picture are very funny… Are these drawings drawn by yourself.. If so.. Its great chan..

S.A.Malik, posted this comment on Feb 16th, 2009

great work Chan :)

chadmock, posted this comment on Feb 16th, 2009

nice illustrations!

chadmock, posted this comment on Feb 16th, 2009

I liked this script. If we were rating I would give it a ten.

Chris Stonecipher, posted this comment on Feb 17th, 2009

Chan,
I laughed my *** off! The script is something that seems a bit different from you. I loved it and stumbled it on SU and reviewed.
Blessings to you,
Chris

The Quail, posted this comment on Feb 17th, 2009

Awesome article well worth the read.

MJPatrick, posted this comment on Feb 18th, 2009

10/10 Chan, lovin it!

Mys Lyke Meeh, posted this comment on Feb 19th, 2009

Lol–loved that high heel–too high stuff! , gosh this was really funny, it captured my intrest from top to buttom…the drawings too… soo cool…!

Maria Blazz, posted this comment on Feb 19th, 2009

I don’t know how I missed this for Valentine’s day, Chan, but it’s never too late to enjoy your writing and drawings!

jo oliver, posted this comment on Feb 20th, 2009

Chan,
Hi Friend. Sorry it has been so long. I took a long break. I didnt know that you could draw. Your talents are just never ending. This was very funny. I hope this gets picked up for another site too.

jo oliver

Tusaani, posted this comment on Feb 22nd, 2009

lmao, loved it!

I’m a bit late past Valentine’s day but I enjoyed it nevertheless.

Great job. : )

Vikram Chhabra, posted this comment on Feb 22nd, 2009

Brilliant drawings and associated content. I really liked this!!

eddiego65, posted this comment on Feb 24th, 2009

Fun read and great drawings. Wow, you’re so multi-talented. Is there anything you can’t do?

Melody Arcamo Lagrimas, posted this comment on Feb 25th, 2009

Enjoyed it so much… and the drawings are simply hilarious. You have a great artistic talent, Chan.

Deep Blue, posted this comment on May 19th, 2009

Nice artwork friend. I didn’t realize you are a descendant of the great Picasso, might as well treat us with some more artwork next time. Just be sure it isn’t Chan Lee Ping Jr’s artwork from school.

swatilohani, posted this comment on Jun 2nd, 2009

great

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