15 Hilarious Terms and Definitions From College Geek Dictionaries

Published on September 2, 2008 by acecampillo in College Life
15 Hilarious Terms and Definitions From College Geek Dictionaries

Some terms and things that are usually used in college. You will see here some of the hilarious definitions laid out by some students.

This is no real definitions of these terms, I just wanted to share some of the things I’ve seen and heard in my school. These terms are very common but they were defined by some students in a way that it adds up humor to the word. I hope you like them.

  1. Absent – A protest against a very lousy teacher.
  2. Allowance- A force that motivates a student to go to school.
  3. Ballpen – The best-selling product in the bookstore.
  4. Bonus Points- The key to pass an exam.
  5. Identification tag- An alternative ruler to draw a straight line.
  6. Late and Tardiness- Happens when the teacher arrives earlier than the usual time.
  7. Studying- Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill.
  8. School Uniform- Where you wipe your wet hands after going to the restroom.
  9. Clinic- Home of the best actors and actresses of all time.
  10. Eraser- Throwable weapon of an angry teacher.
  11. Tomorrow- deadline
  12. Cheating- An art unless caught.
  13. Recess- The most favorite subject.
  14. Notebook- Something to draw on when students are bored.
  15. Eyes- an implanted binoculars; used for cheating.
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11 Comments

claris, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

very interesting vocabolaries

Eden Emersen, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

You and your friends have a great sense of humor.

Lauren, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

This is hilarious and so very true. I should know, I’m back in college right now.

Ruby Hawk, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

That is hilarous. I will share this with my grandson who is a senior in high school. He will get a laugh out of them too.

Juancav, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

Humorous,well done.

acecampillo, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

Thanks for those who commented.

God Bless You!

[All vulgar and negative comments will just be erased. All pathetic commenter: Get a life!]

william rodriguez II, posted this comment on Sep 2nd, 2008

funny,hehe.

eddiego65, posted this comment on Sep 3rd, 2008

Very funny definitions of ordinary school terms.

nobert soloria bermosa, posted this comment on Sep 3rd, 2008

cool stuff

Koester Moeller, posted this comment on Sep 15th, 2008

I am glad you have humor in the Philippines, and seem to go through our troubles in the Western World.

acecampillo, posted this comment on Sep 21st, 2008

Well, we all do have our own sense of humor..hehe
Thanks for the comments.

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