Choose Your Own Adventure

Published on July 8, 2007 by Johasua in Entertainment
Choose Your Own Adventure

You have been minimized and you are inside a tissue box with nothing but a hairdryer, your clothes, and a fish tank with nothing inside. What do you do?

  • You stay there until you die: Go to 5.
  • You break open the hairdryer and somehow make a flying machine: Go to 3.
  • You use the fish tank and you commit suicide with the broken glass: Go to 4.
  • You shout for help: Go to 5.
  • You attempt to climb the inside of the tissue box: Go to 6.
  • You notice ladder in the corner of the room, which for some reason you didn’t’ see before, and you climb out of the tissue box: Go to 7.
  • You find that the air around you has some mutant DNA in it and you soon become a monstrous fiend: Go to 2.

  1. You become a mutant by breathing in the air around you, and you break open the tissue box and you terrorize ants around the backyard: Go to 10.
  2. You make a flying machine, but unfortunately it doesn’t work: Go to 5.
  3. You kind of bleed to death because you stabbed yourself in the wrong parts due to your terrible aim: Go to 9
  4. Nothing happens: Go to 8.
  5. You realize that the walls are too steep: Go to 5.
  6. You use the ladder to get out of the tissue box, you find a maximizing machine, and you come back to your original size: Go to 11.
  7. Well, nothing has happens and that’s the total opposite of this game. YOU LOSE!!! HAHAHA!!!
  8. Well, you kind of died so… Go to 8.
  9. Then ants are somehow still bigger than you so you get eaten by the terrible horde of ants: go to 9.
  10. YOU SURVIVED ALL OF THE AMAZINGLY HARD TO GET THROUGH OBSTACLES! YOU WIN! YAY!
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