How to hoot with your hands

First off, you need to cup your hands together to form a cave. Your thumbs should be touching each other and there should be a small opening between the two thumbs. Everything else should be closed. Now, gently blow through the opening. If you are successful, you will hear hooting noise like an owl. If you only hear yourself blowing, that okay. You have to keep on trying, move your hands into a better position or make a wider or smaller opening between the thumbs. Once you’ve got it, you will get the hang of it and later you will be able to do it naturally.

How to make farting noises with your hands

This one is quite easy to do. All you need to do is put the undersides of your hands together in the position that it look sort of like the letter “V”. Now, try pulling your fingers back. You should feel your hands touching each other sort of like a suction-cup. Once you feel that suction in your hands, move your fingers down and you should hear a fart noise. You can continuously do this to make continuous farting noises. You can also make these noises on the edge of a table or the edge of a book or anything with a flat surface and an edge.

How to make a trumpet noise with your hands and a strong piece of grass

First of all, you need to find your self a good, somewhat thick piece of grass. Once you have found that, put the blade of grass between your two thumbs with your fingernails facing towards you. Make sure your blade of grass is nice and stiff. You will notice a gap between your thumbs and this is where the middle part of the grass should be. Now, blow into the gap and should be able top hear a trumpet noise or something like it. If you don’t hear anything, stretch the piece of grass a bit so that it’s stiff and try again.

How to blow really loud with your hands and an acorn

To do this need to find yourself an acorn. Once you have found this, take off the nut and keep bowl-like thing that was attached to the acorn nut. Now, take the acorn shell and hold between your two index fingers and your thumbs. The hollow part of the acorn shell should be facing towards you. The tips of your thumbs should be in a “V” formation. Between the tips of you thumbs, where you should see the inside bowl-like thing of the acorn shell, is where you blow. You’d know when you have done this correctly.

This guide was especially difficult to explain, so I apologize if this guide fails to work for you. I also apologize if any of the other guides don’t work for you as well.

Good Luck!