How to Fight the Monster in Your Closet
It is a very historic milestone in a young child’s life. Parents note that there is really no monster in any closet.
The first thing you will need is a closet. If you already have one the you are set if you don’t have one then you can use the garage as a replacement.
The monster usually comes out at night time, this means you have to wait till dark if it isn’t night time already. When the sun sets and the room is dark enough so you can’t see what is inside your closet it is time to prepare for the battle.
To protect yourself wear a football or a bike helmet so the monster doesn’t eat your head.
Grab an audience like a parent or a relative to witness and encourage the child to fight the monster face to face.
To trap the monster you will need a net. Use a blanket to catch the monster by covering him.
The number one weakness the monster has is light. You will need a flash light at all times.
Once you are all ready go to your closet. Flash the light in the door way and stand back. Remember the monster is more scared of you the you are of the monster. Once you are convinced that the monster wont come out of the door you need to get closer. You must find the monster and capture him. With your flash light crawl into the closet and flash the light around. Within moments you realize there is no monster in your closet. Congratulations! You have defeated the monster by knowing there is no monster.
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