I have a bunch of slang that I use that I’d honestly just like to share with those who decide to read what I write. So if I ever use this slang you wont post comments like “What the heck are you talking about?” or “What’s a Lizicalli?”

That’s a Sugar Cookie

Basically I got this from the Chappelle show. When Dave pretended to be Diddy and Dylan from making the band and “Diddy” told the band they needed to go up to Queens and get him a sugar cookie, Dylan said “A sugar cookie man this is crazy.” Basically means that something is crazy. Can be used in a good or bad way.

Take It to Church

I honestly have no clue where I got this from, I use it when I’m hooping as a way of emphasizing my drive to the hoop, or anyone else’s drive to the hoop.

125-Point Inspection

Used to explain the low quality of a certain item. If a car sucks you say well that’s that 125-point inspection for you. Coined for my previous place of employment, which claimed to put vehicles through all these standards, but was hard pressed o explained why so many vehicles had problems. Hint: It rhymes with StarTrax…. Sort of.

The Lizicalli

Basically slang for a website that sells fitted hats. You can also expect to see “Zicalli” on the end of certain places I deem to be worthy, such as “Eastbizicalli”

The Ones

If you have been delegated this status, then you are a god. Also my favorite pair of Air Jordans.