School is a very important part of your life and you need to go to it as much as you can. This guide is mainly for 1 day of absent. You do not want to miss school for long periods of times and you can lose High School credits if you are not there for 94% of the time.(In Tucson, Arizona At least).

Right now i have a very valid reason to be out of school. I have Pink Eye which is very contagious(Make sure after you read this you check out my Pink Eye Article). You may not have such a valid reason so lets cut to the chase.

The night before you want to stay home from school, set your alarm 30 minutes before anyone is supposed to get up. Open your door in a hurry (futtle with it) and run straight to the bathroom. Also futtle with this door and then shut it loudly. Flip the toilet seat up and take something along the lines of a toothbrush and stick it down your throat (for the best resulting gag sound). Your goal is NOT to puke but to have the illusion that you threw up. Do this for around 1minute and 30seconds. Then wait 2 minutes. Then wash your face in mouth(again for the illusion that your eyes were tearing up and that you had bad breathe from puking. Never let your parents into the bathroom until you flush the toilet. Even if they ask to be let in, flush the toilet, wash your face and open it. Then talk to them like you feel like crap.

It of course depends on if your a trustworthy kid, on how much they will believe you. My parents(on the few occasions that i have faked sick) have never caught me and I’ve always stayed home. I also get good grades and do my chores and I’m pretty honest.

If they don’t believe you, start to talk to them like you cant believe that they don’t believe you. They are your parents they should believe! This should work.

Again please do not use this every single week or day. Your parents WILL catch on and they wont believe you the next time you really throw up(unless you show it to them eeewww).

I hope these tips help you through those one days we all have.

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