Six Strangest Reasons Why Students Don’t Go to School
About going to school…
There are six strange reasons why students don’t go to schools. Firstly, the students do not have underwear to wear for that particular day. They may feel embarrassed if all their classmates will know about not wearing panties or briefs. Secondly, they are drunk, and tediously they are out of control. Thirdly, they are too lazy to make projects and assignments. It makes them busy and makes their lives complicated. Fourthly, they do not like their instructors or teachers in school. They think that their instructors are monsters or even dinosaurs. They hate instructions and commands. Fifth, they do not like the color of the teeth of their instructors – the shape and forms. They might think that their instructors may metamorphose into a gigantic crocodiles. It sounds funny, but it does really do. Sixth reason is that they do not like their classmates’ faces. They might think that their classmates are rotten carrots or squashes because they think that they are scavengers.
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Adam Qualmann, posted this comment on Oct 30th, 2009
Wow, That is some weird reasons to not go to school. Makes me wonder what kind of excuses the teacher/instructor hears. I know when my son gets called into school its a doctors appointment. There may not be an appointment but that is what the call is. I had some friends that have called in and used some reasons to get out of work, but I cant post them here.