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It’s time to buckle down and get back into the swing of things. Yep, school time is here again. That also means homework, projects, and tests. Here is a list of easy ways to flunk your next test.

1. Don’t study! Why waste your time when you haven’t got a clue what your instructor is talking about.
2. Draw creative images on your test. Explore your artistic talents. “No Mr. Davis, this isn’t garbage. You are witnessing the latest Picasso.”
3. Make sure you answer every question as being true. After all, it isn’t polite to lie.
4. Write a response on a multiple choice test that it is all the above on each question. Hey if you’re going to flunk, why not go out in style.
5. Write that your name is Michael Jackson. Put on the test that your answers are Bad but that it has been a Thrill to take the exam.
6. Write notes on your arm in bright red marker. Make sure that your teacher notices you as you look at your arm. Explain that these are not notes but a sign of a severe sports injury.
7. Laugh out loud throughout the test. Also, clear your throat constantly. Draw images of happpy day smiles. Go wild and crazy. You’ll have a fun time as you are escorted to the principal’s office.
8. Rip up your paper in protest. Complain that tests measure nothing. Stick out your index finger in salute.
9. Look over at another student’s paper constantly. Explain to your teacher that you have a nervous tick. Jump up and down in class and holler, “My name is Barack Obama. Long live public education.”
10. Scratch your head. Scratch your arms. Scratch everywhere. Tell your teacher that you are allergic to tests. Start sneezing constantly. Drive everyone in the room nuts. Congratulations on a job well done.