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It’s not wise to pick a fight with a bully. You’re likely to lose your fight. Here are ten reasons why you should not pick a fight with a bully:

1. The cost of seeing a dentist is extremely expensive. No one admires a person with bloody teeth.
2. You are out of shape. Unless you want to look like a pretzel, it is advisable not to fight a bully.
3. Your girlfriend will not be impressed. She does not find it cool to be with a guy that has black and blue eyes.
4. You’ll only make the bully dislike you more. Now you’ll have to cough up twice the amount of money to have a lunch.
5. Sitting in a pile of garbage will not improve your image.
6. Hanging upside down in the men’s bathroom will not give you that “Matcho look.”
7. It is not very nutritious to eat pages from your textbooks.
8. Eating a knuckle sandwich is not tasty.
9. Having your head dunked into the toilet will not enhance your appearance.
10. After receiving a few kicks in the pants, you’ll be lucky if you feel like sitting down in a chair for a week.