The Underground Railroad

The Underground Railroad is the most famous railroad in American history. This railroad was used to transport black people that ran away from slavery to Canada. They were transported by trains running underground so that their escape could not be heard by the men above ground. The Underground Railroad was also where the most creative trains of all time were created. Trains that could run in the awful conditions offered underground and also the trains had huge shovels that could shovel away in case of cave-ins.

The Political Deadlock

The political deadlock is the most dangerous tournament for all politicians. At random times, during random years, the man with the title “deadlocker” will randomly scream out “DEADLOCK”! This is the queue for all politicians to stop what they are doing and get into a brawl with the closest politican until there is no one left to fight or until they get knocked out, hospitalized or killed. If the situation is the 1st situation, the politician last standing will be crowned “King of Deadlock”. The king will have the most physical authority of the government. The trick of the deadlock is that the battle must finish in 30 minutes or the police arrive and arrest the remaining standing politicians.

Grits

Grits are species that are shown in fairytales. These are famous creatures that hate everything. These creatures are very violent and they like to ruin everything that people think is fun or exciting. The most famous Grit is the Grinch, known for almost ruining Christmas; the Grinch is the leader and the most negative grit of all.

Little Englanders

Little Englanders are 2nd extinct species of Homo sapiens. They lived in the early stages of the Medieval times (Middle Ages), before getting hunted down by “regular” Homo sapiens. The Little Englanders were basically dwarf-like Homo sapiens that evolved from the same species as the regular Homo sapiens, but had a defected gene that disallowed them from growing more than 3 feet maximum. The height range of Little Englanders was between 1-3 feet, 2 feet being the most common height. Their arch enemy was the Fenians (3rd Homo sapiens specie). Little Englanders were not recorded it history because no one thought of recording at the time.

Fenians

Fenians are the 3rd species of the Homo sapiens group. They were the arch enemies with the Little Englanders. The Fenians also had a defected gene, but it wasn’t the same as the Little Englanders. The Fenians, instead of being short like the Little Englanders, were extremely tall, growing from 15 feet to 36 feet tall. In present day, the Fenians are called the “giants”. There were 2 species of Fenians, 1 was the Giant and the other was the Cyclopes. Cyclopes were extremely dangerous and were known for their atrocious looks and behavior. The Fenians were also hunted down, but not by the “regular” humans. Instead, they were hunted down by the Little Englanders during the “Midget Conquest”. The main reason for the Fenian’s loss was because of their enormously small brain compared to the Little Englanders.

Absentee Landlord

Absentee Landlord means landlord that is absent, or a landlord that has disappeared or… died. Absentee landlords are famous in the Middle Ages of Poland because they kept dying with incidents like the Black Plague, execution ordered by the king for entertainment. Leszek I the White was the one of the most famous absentee landlord.

Corn Laws

Corn Laws are the laws farmers use to make corn. These laws were created in 3000 B.C. The Egyptians made these laws to harvest the best corn that can be made. Ever since then, the laws have been passed down to different civilizations that have conquered the previous ruling civilizations. To this day, the Corn Laws are the most important laws for making corn. These laws include getting the best seeds for the corn (found at the dollar store in present day), planting them in the right temperature (preferably in hot countries like Egypt), and using delicate ballet of hands to pick up corn.

Seventy-Two Resolutions

Seventy-Two Resolutions are the grand secrets of life. Unfortunately, this encyclopedia does not have the list of the resolutions. The Seventy-Two Resolutions were created by Indian priests during Ancient India. These secrets are so powerful, if known, a person has the power to control when he or she dies. The resolutions have never been found and have not been passed down to next generations, meaning that no one on Earth knows these Seventy-Two Resolutions and probably will never be know, unless the scripts are found.

Manifest Destiny

Manifest Destiny is a mental disorder to the brain. Every person on Earth experiences Manifest Destiny one point in their life. Manifest Destiny is the disease where a human will start thinking as if they were destined to do something great. Severe cases may lead to massacres, slaughters, murder and worshiping of other people or worshipping evil omens, such as skulls. Manifest means “Man Infesting”, as the disorder may grow and infest the entire person. The only way to stop severe cases is to put the person in jail for the rest of their life or sentence them into execution.