Go to sleep. Have a nice rest. Feel refreshed in the morning. Don’t forget to dream while you are sleeping. Some dreams are mysterious. Other dreams are adventurous. But some dreams are just plain horrible. Here are three horrible dreams for your displeasure:

Dream 1

You are on a desert island. Ten ugly monsters surround you. Each monster has terrible breath and ingrown toenails. They are also hungry. How nice of you to have dropped in. Just in time for lunch. You are to be the main course. All of a sudden a hideous witch comes out of the sky and saves you. She takes you on her broomstick. Her nose has warts and is at least a foot long. Some of her teeth are missing. She intends to make you her husband. You’d rather be boiled in oil. Just as you are about to say I do, you wake up. You stare at your little sister who is right above you and scream.

Dream 2

You are taking a final exam. There are one thousand questions on it. You have one hour to complete the exam. You start to sweat. You begin to shake all over. Everyone in the class talks during the test. The questions are all short answer. You finish twenty questions when time is up. Everyone else has completed his or her exam except you. You hear laughter directed at you. The instructor takes your exam and puts a big “F” on it. As you are about to plead with your instructor you wake up. You realize that you do have a big exam today and now you are really nervous.

Dream 3

You are going on a hot date tonight. She is the girl of your dreams. You look in your closet and discover that moths have destroyed every shirt that you own. Your pants have holes in them. When you look in the mirror, you see a huge pimple on your nose. Also, hair is growing out of your ears. Right before your eyes, huge clumps of hair are falling into the sink. When you put on a pair of pants, you find that you cannot zip them up. All the socks in your drawer are dirty and smelly. You have to pick up your date in twenty minutes. You feel a sense of doom. As you are about to break down and cry you open your eyes. Whew! That was close. Your date with Michelle is not until tomorrow.