Five Easy Ways to Tell

Five Easy Ways to Tell

A few ways to tell if you are emo.

The first one, there can be other causes for this if people cant tell what gender you are, this can also shown in “metal heads” but this is just the first stepping in seeing if you are truly emo. Number 4 is to ask yourself when was the last time you cried, and what was the reason for that.

Emos tend to cry for no good reason, most say because “they hate there life”. Number 3, when was the last time you threatened suicide, when I say threatened, like your girl friend brakes up with you and you say “if you don’t take me back I will kill my self.” Ok if you have gotten this far it is safe to say you are emo, now to tell just how emo you are. Have you ever cut yourself or caused physical harm to yourself because your life isn’t going the way you want. Ok if you agreed with that last one, you really should think about counselling this could really help you, and change your life around.

Ok if you have ever actually attempted to kill yourself, this is beyond emo, if you have done this you really should seek help, most likely staying in a mental hospital. You will not be the only one there. Or at the least join a support group. Emos don’t actually try to kill themselves, they just threaten it and write bad poetry.

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tonisan60, posted this comment on Aug 6th, 2008

I am not an emo but a bipolar person, so the article does not apply to me, my claps for your work

JenysieJane, posted this comment on Aug 6th, 2008

I like your article, although it’s a little belittling to those who are emo…also I don’t really think emo is a state of mind, as much as it is a fashion sense. Teens are just trying to fit in, so they choose to “be” emo.
thanks for sharing!!

Jimmy, posted this comment on Aug 6th, 2008

Thanks guys, glad this article went over well, my last ones didn’t go that well but I really put som eeffert into this one, thanks.

Plumbtree, posted this comment on Aug 8th, 2008

When you write an article try not to write as if you are speaking out loud. For instance saying things like Ok at the beginning of a sentence.

Tonnya, posted this comment on Aug 9th, 2008

lolwut

Wtf, posted this comment on Aug 13th, 2008

Seriously, facepalm.

Heymans, posted this comment on Aug 13th, 2008

Fail you idiot! It made no sense, and trying to kill yourself is the Goal of emoism.

Jimmy, posted this comment on Aug 13th, 2008

No its not, if it was then there would not be any emos in the world, when you get a brain think about it.

Jin, posted this comment on Aug 13th, 2008

Fact: If you’re emo because of fashion, you’re an idiot.

xyz, posted this comment on Aug 13th, 2008

dumbest article ever

Jimmy, posted this comment on Aug 13th, 2008

xyz dont be mad because you are a ginger.

Your a douche, posted this comment on Aug 14th, 2008

He never said it was meant to be funny and it sounds like he is 16-17 your just a tard.

Paul, posted this comment on Aug 23rd, 2008

Kill them all

retarded article, posted this comment on Aug 23rd, 2008

what a retarded article. i have never seen worse grammar. next time you think about writing an article, dont.

KP, posted this comment on Aug 24th, 2008

Massive Phail…of epic proportions

death, posted this comment on Sep 18th, 2008

dude wtf, im emo and it really isnt hard totell wat gender i am worst article iv seen

cutiepie32024, posted this comment on Jul 12th, 2009

first off im a chick…second im emo…i cut, i wish i was dead, never tried 2 kill myself never will…my parents hate me so watever…and u ppl just dont understand us so leave us alone plz. we arnt hurting u so plz just back off!

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