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There once was a balloon animal named Lucas. This balloon animal was in the shape of a big blue dog. He was born about 4 years ago right before the Big Clown Depression. He was alas a balloon in love. His love was that in the balloon shape of a small yellow cat named Madison. Madison’s love for Lucas was equally as strong but due to the nature of their small town of Ballooningdales they could not be together. One day Madison went missing. Lucas went on a quest of epic proportions to find his one true love. He found her by the meadows on the outskirts of town. She had taken a walk when something shiny caught her eye. She followed it for about a mile past the meadow before realizing it was just a spec of shiny confetti from her little balloon brother Melvin’s birthday a few days before. Then when she had tried to find her way back she only got as far as the meadow and then it got dark. She was so grateful to see Lucas and when they made it back to town the whole community agreed that their love should be. So they were married right away. They went on a honey moon to Afghanistan and fell into a bush of needles on the second day and they both popped and died.