Top Five Places Not to Take a Girl on a Date
Five places not to take a girl on a date.
1.McDonald’s because she will know you’re cheap and don’t like to spend money. If you’re trying to get her more angry make the food to go.
2.Burgerking for the same reason as McDonald’s except she’ll hate you even more because she’s not even good enough for McDonald’s. To get her more angry say you didn’t want to take her to McDonalds because you didn’t want buy her a happy meal.
3.Wendy’s because before you get there she’ll think you’re taking her to another girl to get freaky. To get her more mad say Wendy is a man.
4.Taco Bell because she’s not Mexican and she’s afraid of rats. To make her more angry tell her you don’t have to be Mexican to pay 89 cents for food and if you see a rat tell her see I told you there wasn’t any rats because that’s a mice.
5.Dunking Donuts because she’ll think that she to skinny because you trying to fill her up with donuts and she doesnt want coffee at 8 pm. If you want to make her explode tell her that from the scale 1 to 10 her but is a 3 and with a few donuts it could be a 4.
Point of Article: GIRLS HATE HAVING DATES IN FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS AND IF YOU’RE TRYING TO BRAKE UP WITH THEM YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM THERE.
IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR FREAK ON:Take them to a 3 Star restaurant and tell them it’s a 5 star restaurant trust me they wont know the difference. Then after dinner all you players and pimps know what to do with the ladies if you know what I mean.
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pred12, posted this comment on Aug 17th, 2009
its suppose to be a funny lady calm down












MISSIE NAIL, posted this comment on Aug 17th, 2009
that is all crazy as a female i really dont like that article. It doesn’t matter where you take us on dates as long as you not trying to just skip the date and get in our pants. Fast food resturants can be fun for dates you just have to know which ones to choose and what else to do on your date. And by the way we know the difference between 3 and 5 star resurants we just dont want to make you feel bad