Seriously Funny Money
I have to admit being oblivious to the fact that at one time my nation minted a series of inordinately large denomination bank notes. I know of Silver and Gold Certificates, but have never actually seen any live examples of such large denomination. Gold certificates such as these were used only by banks or the Federal Government to enact large financial transactions, and never in the hands of ordinary citizens.
These uber-notes of Gold Certificate have long been removed from circulation.
For their artistic, historical and aesthetic attributes, I present the major players;
From Wikipedia comes this regarding the Gold Certificate denominations and who was featured on them;
- The $500 bill featured a portrait of William McKinley
- The $1,000 bill featured a portrait of Grover Cleveland
- The $5,000 bill featured a portrait of James Madison
- The $10,000 bill featured a portrait of Salmon P. Chase
- The $100,000 bill featured a portrait of Woodrow Wilson
None of these are considered legal tender anymore. In fact until 1964 it was not legal for private individuals to even own Gold Certificates. This mandate was rescinded in that year to allow collectors and private individuals to possess them and the issue became converted to the standard “legal tender” with no actual connection to an amount or value of gold. “Payable in Gold” no longer applies.
William McKinley $500.00 Note, Obverse

William McKinley $500.00 Note, Reverse

William McKinley Jr., (Jan. 29th, 1843 – Sept 14th, 1901) Republican. Twenty-fifth President of the United States and last veteran of the American Civil War to hold this office.
Grover Cleveland $1000.00 Note, Obverse

Grover Cleveland $1000.00 Note, Reverse

S. Grover Cleveland (Mar. 18th, 1837 – June 24th, 1908) Democrat. This amazing man held the office twice, non-consecutively, as the twenty-second and the twenty-fourth U.S. President. He is therefore counted twice in the Presidential numbering schema.
James Madison $5000.00 Note, Obverse

James Madison $5000.00 Note, Reverse

James Madison Jr. (Mar. 16th, 1751 – June 28th, 1836) Fourth President of the United States. Madison is one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. He was also principle author of the Constitution and sometimes referred to as “Father of the Constitution” as well. His wife, Dolley Madison, defined the role of “The First Lady.” In the United States, this role is ascribed to the wife of the elected official.It was Zachary Taylor at the funeral of Dolley Madison whom described her with the term “First Lady” while reciting the eulogy that he had written himself for her service.
Salmon P. Chase $10,000.00 Note, Obverse

Salmon P. Chase $10,000.00 Note, Reverse

Salmon P. Chase (Jan. 13th, 1808 – May 7th, 1873) American politician, jurist in the Civil War era and U.S. Senator, he also held the office of Governor of the state of Ohio. Under President Abraham Lincoln, Mr. Chase also held the title of U.S. Treasury Secretary, and was a Chief Justice of the United States.It was due to the money crunch created by the Civil War that Chase, with reluctance, implemented the first printing of money on paper, legal tender, in the United States. His likeness was briefly used on the one-dollar denomination, but after the war and in his position of Chief Justice of the United States, declared paper money to be unconstitutional.
Salmon P. Chase is only one of two people featured on paper legal tender notes whom did not hold the office of the President of the United States, with Benjamin Franklin being the other notable individual.
Woodrow Wilson $100,000.00 Note, Obverse

Woodrow Wilson $100,000.00 Note, Reverse

Thomas Woodrow Wilson (Dec. 28th, 1856 – Feb.3rd, 1924) Twenty-eighth President of the United States. Democrat. Re-elected by a narrow margin in 1916, in his second term he again tried to maintain neutrality in the First World War. It wasn’t until after unprovoked German submarine attacks upon non-combatant sea vessels that he asked Congress to declare war upon Germany, bringing the United States into the First World War. Another notable event in the tenure of this Presidency was his enactment of the first effective military draft, in 1917.
It may be just an apocryphal account, but we were told in U.S History class in school and I recall watching a television program once that also touted this as fact also, that President Wilson upon signing the order to send men into war against Germany, placed his head upon the Presidential desk, and cried.
Close-up View of Gold Certificate

Woodrow Wilson rates as one of my favorite Presidential subjects, and this Gold Certificate bearing the highest denomination of legal tender ever minted by the United States seems to agree. For their art and of this note’s reverse use of such an unusual orange color, I am duly impressed.
For the men depicted upon these notes and their service and contribution to the nation of my birth, I am grateful.
Today, January 20th, 2008, our new President, Barrack Obama, takes office. He is to be our forty-fourth leader of the United States and to continue this respectable lineage of Presidential leaders. Let us remember those whom have sat in that Presidential office before him, reflect upon their achievements, the their time, and of their greatness. We need to believe that hope has finally arrived. Now more than ever, we need a leader in this office as worthy of the ones whom came before such as those chosen and depicted here.
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28 Comments
CutestPrincess, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
interesting article! keep it up!
nutuba, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Hey this was really interesting and well written! It was an enjoyable read.
Sharona, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Like yourself, I have not seen a gold certificate with this much money attached to it, great read.
C Jordan, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Some very valuable notes in this article
Sotiris, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Is there anything similar with the Euro currency? I think that the highest bill in Euro is the 500 Euro bill!
Sotiris, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
I stumbled it too
Betty Carew, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
What an excellent article I love learning about any kind of history. Very well done stickman
thestickman, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
thank you, thank you.
I’m glad that it published today, the day that my nation swears-in the new President of the United States. And, thanks Sotiris for the props, -muchly appreciated.
Darren Goad, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Interesting stuff. I only remember every learing about the 1,000.
lindalulu, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
My father showed me one of those $500. notes when I was very young. Who knows maybe he still has the thing if I know my dad, at any rate great and interesting write.
Dry Ink, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Great read. I have always found it amazing that money is really just receipts for gold.
James DeVere, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
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The design elements of American money is worth
noting. If you study each note you will unlock
wicked graphic design features that are hidden.
It’s a treasure trove!
Nice work . j
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Bren Parks, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Great read. You would be surprised at how many Masonic symbols are on U.S. dollars too.
Lauren Axelrod, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
I’ll take a couple of those 100,000 bills.
Gayle Hamilton, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Extremely fascinating, a great article.
LBA, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Great article
Teresa Rose, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Very interesting. A great tribute to some very honorable men. I hope and pray that our new leader can and will follow in their footsteps.
AC Hamilton III, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Always, authentic and unique array of topics…this one is no exception…Thanks!
AC
Mr Ghaz, posted this comment on Jan 21st, 2009
That’s fantastic. Very interesting and very creative presentation. You’re my good gurus! Well done! Thanks for sharing
djonghs, posted this comment on Jan 21st, 2009
Great info, thanks.
nameproblem, posted this comment on Jan 21st, 2009
Hehe it’s all a bit mad, good article though..
Bill M. Tracer, posted this comment on Jan 21st, 2009
Well written, as usual for you. And nicely illustrated. I must admit that when I first read the title, I was expecting the funny money to be counterfeit, but I suppose orange money can be funny, too. he he. Keep up the good work.
Bo Jack Russo, posted this comment on Jan 22nd, 2009
I knew about some of this,but not all of it,I have owned many tears ago two 100 dollar silver certificates from 1928,and several 10 and 20 dollar bills from the same time
eddiego65, posted this comment on Jan 24th, 2009
Excellent work. Can I have some to spend?
thestickman, posted this comment on Jan 24th, 2009
“…Can I have some to spend?”
A man asked God “God, -what is one-hundred million dollars to you?”
God replied “It’s just a penny”
The man asked “God, what is one-hundred million years to you?”
God relied “It’s merely a second”
The man begged “God, give me a penny!”
God said “In just a second…”
Alexa Anderson, posted this comment on Jan 28th, 2009
Now those are some big bucks!
Ori Sonata, posted this comment on Mar 1st, 2009
I have to admit that I wish I could have one of those piece of paper.












jimy1666, posted this comment on Jan 20th, 2009
Good job man!