What you will need:

• A radio with headphones
• A ping-pong ball
• scissors
• tape

Directions:

Cut the ping-pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes. Switch your radio to a station that only has static. Put on your earphones and lay down on your couch. People have reported hallucinating all sorts of crazy things from Ronald Regen dry humping a cactus to the voices of dead relatives.

Why does it work?

The brain always wants to see, hear, or feel something and when it can’t hear or see it ends up making its own stuff up.

On a side note:

I can’t guarantee that these hallucinations will be pleasant. It could be happy rainbows and unicorns, or Bob Saget ready to cut your scrotum of with a jack hammer. Either way please proceed with caution.