1) Yo mama is so fat that the local all-you-can-eat buffet  just put a restraining order out against her.

2) Yo mama is so fat pigs keep a poster of her in the barn.

3) Yo mama is so old her high school yearbook is printed on a rock.

4) Yo mama is so poor she watches TV with one eye to save energy.

5) Yo mama is so poor that at Christmas she takes her loved ones to the department store to show them the gifts she wont be buying them.

6) Yo mama is so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

7) Yo mama is so ugly that ugly people stand next to her so they can feel better about themselves.

Yo mama is so stupid when she went to the spelling bee she brought honey.

9) Yo mama is so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height wont change.

10) Yo mama is so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

11) Yo mama is so poor people rob her house for practice.

12) yo mama is so fat that when she walked by the TV i missed three commercials.