The Leo Man
All hail the Chief! Or at least, the Leo Man would have you believe.
No other man in the Zodiac is as concerned with praise and adoration as the Leo Man. In his reality, an expectation of worship is not far-fetched, nor taken lightly. Did you know it cost him “this much” to build his mansion on the hill? Did you realize how all the girls on his college campus gratefully followed him everywhere, only for the mere privilege to carry his books? Or, how about the fact that his car is specially loaded with every latest gadget and high-tech feature? He doesn’t mean to brag, really. The Leo Man would just like to make sure you’re aware of these notable facts. Just in case, you feel it necessary to pass it along.
The stage was made for the Leo Man. In all his glory, he is a perfect showman. When all eyes are upon him, it will magically ignite him to a higher degree. The Leo Man is happiest and most fulfilled when he is pleasing his adoring admirers. His royal highness has a way around the ladies, as well. All you, lesser than equal men, please take note. The Leo Man is confident, charismatic and a truly regal white knight. Unusually handsome and a refined metro-sexual, even before this latest fad was ever coined. Well-manicured, wearing only the finest cologne and always properly ready for a GQ photo shoot is quite the norm for his highness. It’s just markedly appropriate, after all. Anything less would be ghastly.
The Leo Man is known to be completely loyal. Now by loyal, that wouldn’t quite mean the normal implication. The Leo Man is true and sincere in his wild abandon of the phrase “I love you”, so what if he’s also able to look over your shoulder at the cute redhead behind you while professing these hypnotic words? It’s just his plan of attack in making sure all of his subjects feel that same special heart-thumping. Winning his affection is a grand accomplishment. Even though, he feels most comfortable entertaining admiring beauties, his heart is solely yours. You will be his royal maiden, cherished and beloved, always. Pay no attention to those who whisper to tread carefully. Go ahead, jump in, the waters fine.
His bark is assuredly louder than his bite. Deep inside his heart is a man in search of being part of the greatest love of all. A warning may be in order though, there are some traits the Leo Man possesses that should be told. What’s good for the gander, is not always good for the goose. In other words, the Leo Man often makes exceptions to the rules, shockingly only in his favor. He may revel in the numerous feminine wiles that surround him, but don’t you dare pay mind to anyone other than the lord of the manor. If that were to happen, sadly, your time in the castle will be short lived and made to be intolerable. The bully behind those once warm eyes will make an unnecessary appearance and at the most inopportune moments. A tyrant is too loose a term, the Leo Man will become your mighty captor. Betrayal is a big NO NO. Instead, to save grace, why not keep those glamorous eyes only on him. A lot to ask, you say? No one said being a Queen was easy.
The Leo Man is competent in business affairs. His boardroom stories may at times, seem reminiscent of good old bedtime tales, but you will assuredly find specs of reality salted throughout. Consider it a challenge, a test of your intellect and wit to sort between fact and grandeur. Another great virtue, the Leo Man will always provide for you. There will never be concern as to where your next fine meal will come from or your next shiny bauble of choice. As a father, the Leo Man is a great protector. He will vicariously live through each of their achievements and spout their virtues atop any great podium. He will cherish each and every one of his cubs as only a kind king of the jungle would.
A solid and reliable grand man, full of pride. The Leo Man is always one who will lead you to glory. Always remember, behind his enormous ego lies the soul of a gentle man. You will be the one he holds onto in times of chaos and joy. Your beautiful face always on his mind, and your love forever locked away. The Leo Man may be a slave to pure flattery, but the sweetest of words will be always saved for you.
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clyde leo, posted this comment on Jun 16th, 2008
this is 99%true