What Attracts Capricorn Men?

Can you follow rules?  Do you display a complete understanding of all social etiquettes?  Could you fit in at the Opera?  Would you know what to wear to watch Polo?  Do you like to wear uniform-like clothes and do you go for that tailored look.  Classic lines.  These are the sorts of women which attract Capricorn men – as a rule the posher the better.

How to Attract Capricorn Men

If your not already posh totty don’t despair.  Undergo an extensive course in elocution.  If you can’t afford that say the following sayings until you sound like Joyce Grenfell - “how now brown cow” “new shoes, new shoes, red and pink and blue shoes, which one would you choose if they’d let us buy” “red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry … repeat thirty times.  Buy yourself some tailored suits – here’s a tip – check out second hand shops patronised by posh women and but their cast offs – the kind of clothing which attracts Capricorn men can be expensive.

If you can’t be bothered to go to the extent described above ask yourself: is he worth it?