Insanely Hilarious and Sexy Water Slide and Slip & Slide Videos
It’s great to be a kid again with these hilarious and outrageous videos. Takes me back to a day I wore a Garbage Bag as a bathing suit to slide down the slip and slide in the back of my restaurant.
Last summer in Florida, it was ridiculously hot. I actually wondered why I still live here. I was cooking in the restaurant during the summer and it was about 95 degrees in the kitchen.
I had sweat running down my back, I had already drank over 8 glasses of water, and I was ready to pass out from heat exhaustion. My employees and I decided to construct a slip and slide out of restaurant grade trash bags in the back of the restaurant on the grass into a kiddie pool.
It was the middle of the day so we figured there wouldn’t be to many customers coming in so we started our plan. We pieced together all the trash bags into a winding slip and slide through the parking lot.
We filled the kiddie pool, turned on the hose, and let it run down the slide until we found something to wear to ride down the slide. I was in Chef pants and a coat and I knew I couldn’t ride down the slide in that.
I took the liberty of grabbing a heavy trash bag and I cut out shorts and a bikini top, fashionable I know. I was hoping no one would drive by and see us, thinking we had nothing better to do but escape the grueling weather.
Before we made out first slide, we took a bottle of vegetable oil and poured it all the way down the slide for some added speed.
My first slide was like jumping head first into a pile of concrete and boy did it leave a mark on my stomach. I was black and blue for a week yet, I still prevailed.
My second slide sent me down the entire slide all the way up to the Sysco truck that was starting to pull up. How embarrassing for me but, how sexy for the Sysco driver. He, He
This became a tradition for us during the summer along with traveling to Busch Gardens and slip and slide parties at my home. Aww, the memories.
Extreme Sliding 2007: Lady Gets Huge Air
Super Size Bikini Girls Slip N’ Slide
Slip N’ Fly
Ron’s Slip and Slide Extravaganza
Kamas Spillway: Crazy Water Stun
Water Slide in the Woods
The next time you have the urge to purchase a slip and slide for your kids do me a favor and make one yourself. It will be a great opportunity to spend more time with the kids and the fact that you get stuck a lot more often on handmade slides, it makes it that much more hilarious. A real bonding moment.
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23 Comments
HatedNation, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
That is too funny, I didnt know this what that popular!
Betty Carew, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
what an article! i really enjoyed it. oh to be young again lol.
Jeoffrey Meister, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Great summer fun, Lauren. Nice photograpy.
Bren Parks, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
LMAO! Happy New Year everyone!!!
Abdul Sabour Ayoubi, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Nice one, it is always good to have fun.
goodselfme, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
I would love a boss like you. Hope you are well healed. My children used these 30 plus years ago. they were banned for a while since they created many injuries from the smashing of the body on ground. I winced as each one in video went down. Nice fun post.
Dendro Azures, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
What fun! I remember as a kid we would make a slip and slide down a river bank. The bank was made of clay, we’d cut out a path, pour water on it and away we’d go. It was a very dirty slip and slide, but we’d end up in the river so who cared.
Then, we had to take it a step further by trying this in a canoe. A lot of painful trial and error ensued before we got the trajectory just right.
Lauren Axelrod, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Thanks for the comments everyone. This was a summer I will never forget. I think I might still have some injuries. lol
keyboardologist, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
I am one of the few Florida natives, and way back in the 1970’s, my mom used to put trash bags down in the backyard, and run a hose out to it- so us kids could slip and slide, and escape the heat.
Sotiris, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
LOL, I laughed a lot with those videos!
R J Evans, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Really funny!
nobert soloria bermosa, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
hilariously funny.
Judy Sheldon, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Not one to partake – I think I’ll just watch. he he
Matt John, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Thanks for sharing!
Ashley Taylor, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
was that a duck in one of the videos? hahaha
Izzy Daniels, posted this comment on Jan 2nd, 2009
LMAO those were totally amazing…though I truthfully only watched the kids jumping down the hill, and the sexy girls one 
nice colletion here. You got some good ones posted up lol
CHAN LEE PENG, posted this comment on Jan 2nd, 2009
Wow, I just back from my vacation and your article gave me a boost! It was a tiring journey!I hope to share with you my experience there…
I’ve to leave now…so many works to catch up…pardon me lol…take care!
RJ Chamberlain, posted this comment on Jan 4th, 2009
Very funny stuff Lauren. Nice work.
eddiego65, posted this comment on Jan 4th, 2009
Truly unforgettable summer fun! Funny stuff!
Chris Stonecipher, posted this comment on Jan 7th, 2009
Lauren,
I am sorry I missed this one. I found this on Bozsi’s Stumble Favorites. This is a funny stuff. Thanks
Hein Marais, posted this comment on Jan 28th, 2009
The videos are great.
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MJPatrick, posted this comment on Jan 1st, 2009
Awesome! Beautiful setting in the summer.