Here’s some of my favorite costume ideas for Halloween 2009. Not to say id actually wear them, just thought they were cool, interesting, or I admit… just plain offensive.

Michael Jackson – But please don’t stop at just MJ, try adding a little… dead… to the costume.  ZOMBIE MJ! You know… off the music video… not because he’s actually dead or anything…

Suicidal Stock Broker – This one is easy, a cheap suit and a rope for a noose will do.  With the stock market crashes this is a more modern costume idea.

Daisy Duke – For the women who like to strut their stuff, pulling a daisy duke or… perhaps an Alice in wonderland, french maid, or anything with a little skimpyness to it… Wont get any complaints from the guys.

Suicide Bomber – Yes yes I know, this is pretty offensive, and depending where you live… there’s a good chance you might not want to do this one, I thought it was pretty funny though.

Mummy – Yea a little lame I know… but if you actually take the time to do this one right, you can make an awesome looking costume.

Nudist on strike - Bundle up! Wear a lot of clothes for this and then hold a sign saying “Nudists on strike” or anything of the sort. This ones quick and easy if your not one to spend a lot of time on a costume.

Hung Scotsman – Rock that kilt! O and while your at it, hang some skin colored… err protrusions from the inside Then just turn on the accent and walk around like ya own the place