Many people have an iPod right? Any kind of iPod. Be it the iPod shuffle or the iTouch. Even the iPhone.

That’s not the point. This article is about amazing uses of the iPod besides listening to music on it.

These are all original-

Boomerang

Why travel to Australia to buy a boomerang? Just take your iPod, get a good grip on it, and fling it, making it spin in the air. There go you, a wonderful classy boomerang. You can use this as a weapon, maybe to see how far you can throw. The down side is, I don’t think you want to use it as a boomerang. Once you fling it, your parents lose one hundred more dollars buying you a new one. =P

Torch

Well, this doesn’t really work for a shuffle =. The good thing is that if your batteries have been knocked out from your torch, just use your iPod! Has the torch from the Statue of Liberty’s hand fallen off and killed people? Who cares! Take an iPod and super glue it on! It may not be seen, but it shows an actual light instead of boring old stone. Except it will be extremely hard to see =|.

Chest guard

Any bully trying to injure your chest? Break his fist instead! I’m not saying you have to spend your useful time lifting weight and getting those muscles up, just be defensive. Now by defensive I don’t mean tell your parents or your teachers, because that NEVER helps. It just encourages the bully to knock your teeth out as well. By ‘defensive’ I mean use armor. No ordinary leather armor, an iPod. A hard, metallic iPod. When the bully tries to smash you, and he hears that cracking noise, he’ll start laughing. When he looks at his clenched fist afterwards, you’ll start laughing. Ain’t that great?

Knife

You never have to be a good cook to slice an onion. You know why? Because you don’t always need a knife. Simply throw your iPod on the onion, and there you go, multiple slices await. Plus a broken iPod. =)