As we all know, the geek is the dominant population on the nets. There are even special gifts in online stores to celebrate them. From the ball that chains you to your seat to the dorky (yet funny) t-shirts, here are five that top the competition.

The Study Ball…

Tired of the regular excuses to stray from studying? Sick of pulling all-nighters with your textbook? Well, Study Ball is the tool for you!

According to the developers, “The Study Ball gadget is a prison-style ball and chain that you can program to keep track of how much time you spend studying. Once you’ve selected the desired duration, you chain the ball to your ankle and the manacle won’t come off until the schedule study time is up.

A red LED indicator displays the “Study Time Left“ and keeps you informed as to how much longer you’ve got to keep studying. The ball and chain are made of highly durable steel and weighs a total of 9.5 kg / 20.95 pounds, which makes it difficult to move while wearing it.”

USB Man…

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait. It’s USB Man, another creation from Curiosite! With limbs made of ports, he is sure to keep you company while you’re on the computer. Also with a LED on his chest.

The Best Shirt Ever

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Gotta love this geeky snorgtree tee. Being a math nerd, I cracked up when I saw it.

Melting Bookmark

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This bookmark marks your page and also serves as a nice conversation starter. “Hey, is your bookmark melting?”

“Oh, no. It’s supposed to look like that. Did you see the baseball game yesterday?”

Duct Tape Roses

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What else can be more romantic than a bouquet of beautiful duct-tape roses? We all know that tape is useful for all occasions, so why not a romantic one? Besides, these are sure to last longer than those pathetic live ones. They also come in neon colors natural plants can’t mimic.