The 8 bit dynamic life t-shirts

I love this idea – the shirts come in pairs (one for you and one for your significant other) and each one has 6 hearts on the front, resembling a life bar from a video game. When the shirts are close together they glow at full power but when the distance between them increases, the number of hearts lit up drops. Don’t ask me how it works, it’s some computer chip… battery powered… thing… magic.

Candy underwear

You just can’t go by edible underwear for Valentine’s day – just make sure your girlfriend is up for it, I’d hate for her to yell ‘pervert!’ and slap you because of my advice >< You can go for something gummy-based, or the classic string candy G string. Fun for all involved

The Me and You personalised wall clock

This clock has multiple hands that you can write on and personalise. It’ll show you the time wherever you both are ^_^ especially good when one person is on holidays and you don’t want to accidentally call them at 4 in the morning @_@

The 2 carat cup

The handle on this mug is a huge diamond ring, excellently placed to slip onto the recipient’s ring finger. It’s a great idea but to me, it smells trouble – you don’t want to get your girl’s hopes up then yell ‘fooled you!’ and fall over laughing at her on the most romantic day of the year…

Giant inflatable heart

Does it do anything? No! does it have any useful purpose? No! But it’s really big