Orgas-Gum

You may say that you don’t need it, but note that the name of the product is kind of tricky, because it doesn’t guarantee any pleasure. Peppermint flavored,  it’s recommended for the “after-time”. 40 units in a pack cost only US$ 1.25. Available at Blue Q and other websites.

Just Add Water Prince

If your sweetheart is not exactly a prince but has a good sense of humor, you can give to him (or he can give it to you) this fantastic present. Inspired in the classic tale, the difference here is that you don’t need to kiss the frog to transform it in a handsome prince. Just add water and in a couple of minutes you’ll have it. It doesn’t come with a castle, but you get it just for a couple of dollars/euros. Available in I want want of those and other websites. 

Here’s a video of someone who actually bought and tried the magical product:

A Very Special Trip for Two

Thinking about a trip just for two? Well, this is not exactly romantic, but it could be an ideal option for Valentine’s day. Take your significant other to Chicago, Illinois, and visit the former location of the SMC Cartage Company, site of the infamous Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre, where Al Capone’s fellows murdered in cold blood five members of Bugs Moran’s gang on February 14th, 1929. The original building was demolished in 1967 but some people in the neighbourhood claim of strange sounds and ghostly appearances where the garage once stood.

Address: 2122 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614, USA.

The Ex: Unique Knife Holder

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There are people that have the misfortune of breaking up in a date close to February 14th. So when the day comes they could be full of anger instead of sweet feelings. Before these people have some scary ideas, they can buy this unique knives holder for a cathartic experience. It’s 69.99 at Think Geek.

Anti-Valentine e-Cards

Ok, you hate Saint Valentine’s day. Whether you’re single and lonely and you wish it wouldn’t exist or you just think it’s a stupid or commercial invention, you can do something about it.

Go to zwinky for some funny messages against love and lovers that you can print and give to anyone.

Happy Valentine’s Day for everyone! 

Read on:

• 5 Positive Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day If You’re Single or Recently Broken Up