Quazen

As everyone knows, the best gifts are the geeky ones.

It’s Christmas morning. Uncle Ray’s already hit the sauce but to hell with him, you’ve got presents waiting! You round the corner doing about 90 and slip on your pajamas. OK calm down, nothing can go wrong on Christmas. You completely disregard the family members who have greeted you and immediately start ripping open gifts. Oh it’s gone wrong, very wrong! Your technically challenged family bought you the worst five pieces of geek gadgetry they could find.