
Snarky Horoscope for May 22, 2009
Don’t read your horoscope for today. Really, you’ll be better off.

Don’t read your horoscope for today. Really, you’ll be better off.
You’ve probably never had a horoscope like this one. And you might be better off that way.
Telling you funny information about you based on your sign.
A funny horoscope.
Are horoscopes a mystical fortune telling from the stars, or just plain coincidence? Regardless of which you believe, horoscopes are a topic of interest and curiosity.
What is on this year in terms of business and finance? Are the stars encourage investment? ¿Draw the highest prize in the lottery? Starting at last to earn what you’ve always desired?
My interpretation of the zodiac sign leo and what it represents.
Despite the credit crunch, now couldn’t be a better time to nab a bargain property. But what to buy? This astro-guide to house-buying should point you in the right direction.
So you’re dating a Gemini but your horoscope says he’s no good for you? Don’t flip – the true answer can be found in the planets. Take this cosmic quiz to discover out-of-this-world love, based on you, not just your sign!